What's your hockey name?

[HiRider]

http://www.maximonline.com/sports/hockey_name/<
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[DEVILRAYS]

Well, here are my results:<
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>Shane McHortonchuk<
>Denis La Hortonieux<
>Sergei Hortonov <
><B>O say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hail'd at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose
oad stripes and
ight stars, thro' the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watch'd, were so gallantly streaming? And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof thro' the night that our flag was still there. O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the
ave?</B><B>Please Visit: The Refuge<
>Please Visit: Sonic 2 Beta</B><B>IMPEACH BUD SELIG</B><
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><B>Intensity, Integrity, Intelligence - It's True, It's True.</B><i></i>

[Ingrid]

LOL!!!!!! <i></i>

[IJzebel]

HAHHAAAH! I love the way you cna pick your nationallity.. <
><i>The trouble of having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.</i><i></i>

[TStodden]

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>Frc-Can: Guy La Stoddenieux<
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[Tornado8]

Bob McRossson <
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>Alrighty then. I'm too lazy to check the other ones. 99 red balloons floating in the summer sky Panic bells, it's red alert There's something here from somewhere else The war machine springs to life Opens up one eager eye Focusing it on the sky As 99 red balloons go by.<i></i>

[soloist]

Oh, dear! This one <
>seems so ver-<
>y odd! La-<
>ughs!<
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>Bob McTussinon<
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>(the other 2 were eaten by EZbugs! Laughs!)<
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[NOAImawario]

It seems like everything is eaten by EZBugs.....<
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>Maybe we need to make something eat them back! <i></i>

[Nakor BlueRider]

*begins building an ezmouse* <i>Oh, such a horror!<
>That the world is so sane!<
>Once again must I spread my chaos!<
>Once I decide to wake up...</i>--Nakor, the Blue Rider<
>Pure Trouble<i></i>

[zhype]

Ezbugs didn't ate them... Sir Soloist was just to lazy to post them...<
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>Don't blame everything on the bugs... <i></i>

[Nakor BlueRider]

But it's <i> so much fun!!!</i> <i>Oh, such a horror!<
>That the world is so sane!<
>Once again must I spread my chaos!<
>Once I decide to wake up...</i>--Nakor, the Blue Rider<
>Pure Trouble<i></i>

[frog hopping kilik]

My name is a tad long, so I just entered "frog" as the last name, since they just ignore the first name, anyway. Here's what I got:<
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>Canadian: Gordie McFrogchuk <
>French-Canadian: Denis La Frogieux<
>Russian: Pavel Frogov <
><b>"Nothing! I got absolutely nothing! Get your nothing here!"</b><
><b>The Demented Cartoon Movie Page!</b><
>~Official Frog Hopping Member of the Roundtable Knight Squad~<
><b>"Lunacy is the best policy." - FHK</b><
>If the above words are not scrolling, you are probably using Nutscrape Agitator. In which case, you are also a looney. ;P<i></i>

[Nakor BlueRider]

Nakor doesn't have a last name...<
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>*sigh* <i>Oh, such a horror!<
>That the world is so sane!<
>Once again must I spread my chaos!<
>Once I decide to wake up...</i>--Nakor, the Blue Rider<
>Pure Trouble<i></i>

[frog hopping kilik]

You can always put "rider" or "blue" as your last name. Or you could just put "Nakor" as your last name and use any garbage you want as the first name (remember, they ignore it anyway). <
><b>"Nothing! I got absolutely nothing! Get your nothing here!"</b><
><b>The Demented Cartoon Movie Page!</b><
>~Official Frog Hopping Member of the Roundtable Knight Squad~<
><b>"Lunacy is the best policy." - FHK</b><
>If the above words are not scrolling, you are probably using Nutscrape Agitator. In which case, you are also a looney. ;P<i></i>

[Ingrid]

Sir Soloist~Your hockey name would be McTussinon???<
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>Hmmmm...that sounds way similar to Robitussin (TM) Cough Syrup.... <
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>Are you sure you didn't enter Robitussin as your last name? <
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