NBA Player Adoption Program Needs You

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>With an NBA player's strike against the team owners, now is the time for<
>us to show the world just how much we care. It's just not right.<
>Hundreds of basketball players in our very own country are living at or<
>just below the seven-figure salary line. And as if that weren't bad<
>enough, they will be deprived of pay for several weeks - possibly a<
>whole year! But now you can help! For about two thousand dollars a day<
>- that's less than the cost of a large screen projection TV - you can<
>help keep a basketball player economically viable during his time of<
>need. Two thousand dollars a day may not seem like a lot of money to<
>you, but to a basketball player it<
>could mean the difference between a vacation spent golfing in Florida or<
>a Mediterranean cruise. For you, two thousand dollars is nothing more<
>than three months rent or mortgage payments. But to a basketball<
>player, two thousand dollars a day will almost replace his salary. Your<
>commitment of two thousand dollars a day will enable a player to buy<
>that home entertainment center, trade in the year old Lexus for a new<
>Ferrari, or enjoy a weekend in Rio.<
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>"HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?"<
>Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the player<
>you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds,401(k), real<
>estate and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. You'll<
>also get information on how he plans to invest the $5 million lump sum<
>he will receive upon retirement.<
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>"HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING"<
>Your basketball player will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who<
>just wants to help in a time of need. Although the player won't know<
>your name, he will be able to make collect calls to your home via a<
>special operator just in case additional funds are needed for unexpected<
>expenses.<
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>Simply fill out the form below.<
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>[ ] YES, I want to help!<
>I would like to sponsor a striking NBA basketball player. <
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>My preference is checked below:<
>[ ] Starter<
>[ ] Reserve<
>[ ] Star*<
>[ ] Superstar**<
>[ ] Entire team***<
>[ ] I'll sponsor a player most in need. Please select one for me.<
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>*Higher cost<
>**Much higher cost<
>***Please call our 900 number to ask for the cost of a specific team.<
>(Does not include cheerleaders)<
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>Please charge the account listed below $2,054.79 per day for reserve or<
>starter for the duration of the strike. Please send me a picture of the<
>player I have sponsored, along with a team logo and my very own NBA<
>Players Association badge to wear proudly on my lapel.<
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> [ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American Express<
> [ ] Discover Card [ ] Diner's Club<
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>Your Name: __________________________<
>Telephone Number: __________________________<
>Account Number:__________________________ Exp.Date:<
>Signature: __________________________<
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>Mail completed form to NBA Players Association or call 1-888-TOO-MUCH<
>now to enroll by phone (Children under 18 must have parent's approval)<
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>Note: Sponsors are not permitted to contact the player they have<
>sponsored, either in person or by other means including, but not limited<
>to, telephone calls, letters, e-mail, or third parties. Keep in mind<
>that the basketball player you have sponsored will be much to busy<
>enjoying his free time, thanks to your generous donations.<
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>Contributions are not tax deductible, but they darned well ought to be.<
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