Ways to get your pet off your furniture...(humor)

[Ingrid]

#10 Say "Please!" #9 File a lawsuit. #8 Pull them off. #7 Feed them. #6 Hire a professional negotiator. #5 Beat them over the head with that newspaper! #4 Get rid of the furniture and just sit on the floor! #3 Pet the air in the kitchen and maybe they will get off to come laugh at you! #2 Pretend they don't exist and maybe they will disappear! #1 Let them stay there and just sit on top of them! <U>Ingrid</U><i></i>