LEFT 4 DEAD STAR SUSPECTED IN ROBBERY, SHOT BY COPS...

[soloist]

In shocking news, it has been discovered that Left 4 Dead star and lovable war veteran Bill has been taking his role as a post-apocalyptic zombie combatant a little too far. Perhaps to protect his identity, news outlets are referring to him as Robert Sylvester, but he is now in a critical condition after leading cops on a high speed chase and pulling a gun on them. Vietnam flashbacks, maybe?

"Sylvester" is suspected of robbing a Check n' Go in Bloomington. After leaving with an undisclosed amount of cash, the suspect led police from the crime scene to Normal Community West High School in Normal, where he started waving his gun around. Naturally, he was shot.

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[Masamune]

Damn. Bill is my favorite character. Mainly because he reminds me of my late Godfather ( in look and personality.)

[soloist]

A shame it is. It must have bee-
n interesting to have such a
personality to interact w-
ith since I'm certain t-
hey'll have alot to s-
ay and an interes-
ting perspectiv-
e on various
topics and
subjects
as we-
ll I'd
thi-
nk
!