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frog hopping kilik

holy sweet honking jeebus

Post by frog hopping kilik »

Look at this: Superhuman control O_o<
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gaimeguy

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Post by gaimeguy »

dur..... o_o "As long as there are dreamers who have the courage to follow their dreams, there will be heroes. And as long as there are people who pursue the unkown, there will be new stories to be told...and new adventures to be had." ~ Skies of Arcadia Legends <
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NOAImawario

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Wow... very cool too. <
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Toastyfuzz

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Post by Toastyfuzz »

Please explain to us less-shooter-enlightened people how that guy managed to look like he was running into everything, and yet not. O_o() Alas...earwax.<i></i>
frog hopping kilik

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Post by frog hopping kilik »

Oh, that. That game is Ikaruga, a shooter that I think was released originally for Dreamcast or something and then later for Gamecube. The way it works is that your ship has two halves, a light half and a dark half, and you can flip between the two at will. The enemies and enemy fire on screen are either light-type or dark-type, too. If you have the light half of your ship out, then light-type enemies and bullets can't hurt you. Rather, you absorb them to charge up your uber-attack. If you get hit with a dark attack while in light mode, though, you die, and vice versa. The game forces you to keep flipping between the two types in order to make it through the game, as you saw in the video. Hard as all hell, but fun, or so I've read. I oughta play it someday, though I'd probably suck at it, seeing as I haven't played a shooter like that since Raiden Project on PS1 like eight years ago. <
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Tanthalasis

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Post by Tanthalasis »

I call bullshit on that one.<
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>For the simple fact that the human
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soloist

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Post by soloist »

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Tanthalasis

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Post by Tanthalasis »

Oh, I know what ambidextrous is Soloist.<
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>For instance, I can shoot either with my right hand, or my left hand. Simple feat accomplished via practice.<
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>I could not, regardless of amount of practice, have a pistol in each hand, and aim one pistol at one target, and the other at another target, and still manage to shoot with any degree of accuracy.<
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>Like I said before. The
ain cannot handle that. The eyes, and
ain, can only focus on, and control, one extremity, on one object at a time.<
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>Simple test for this would be to try and type with the left hand, while moving the mouse with the right hand, at the exact same time, without stopping one action, or the other. Not gonna happen.<
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>Likewise, the idea that this kid can control two seperate game objects, with two seperate keypads, with such unerring accuracy, is bullshit. <
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frog hopping kilik

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Post by frog hopping kilik »

Dude, I see nothing in that video that can't be accomplished through a combination of natural freakish coordination and insane amounts of practice. Keep in mind that we're talking about a game here. The enemies and elements in it always show up in the same place. That guy probably memorized their patterns to the point of turning the appropriate response into subconscious reflex, making trying to focus on two things at once a nonissue. The rest is just pure inborn skill. Think about it - does a master piano player try and focus on the keys on both ends of the piano at once? No. They train their hands to carry out the motions instinctively. I'd be willing to bet this video is that same type of thing.<
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Jake Monroe

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Post by Jake Monroe »

He actually did that for every level of the game. I found recordings of them all somewhere once. <
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Tanthalasis

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Post by Tanthalasis »

Quote:And anyway, what makes you so freakin' skeptical?<
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NOAImawario

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Post by NOAImawario »

He just refuses to accept anyone is better than him at something. <
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Tanthalasis

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Post by Tanthalasis »

Uh... well... yeah... actually... pretty much everyone would be better at me at that game...<
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