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Vancouver Racing For The Top
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DEVILRAYS
Re: Vancouver Racing For The Top
I don't care who she's torturing as long as she's gone long enough for me to stash Tanis' BBQ sauce in her chamber and get out undetected...last time she was selling magazines to raise money for her trip to Western Elbonia, and I ended up having to subscribe to that one magazine on wildebeests in order to shut her up...on the other hand, I learned about the speeding variety of wildebeest with which I now steamroll people... <B>God bless America, land that I love; stand beside her and guide her through the night with a light from above. From the mountains, to the prairies, to the oceans white with foam; God bless America, my home sweet home; God bless America, my home sweet home.</B><
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Tanthalasis
Re: Vancouver Racing For The Top
*points out that Tanis would still be able to shoot all the wildebeests, because DRays is too gun illiterate to unload and laod all his rifles*<
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>*points out that Tanis' stash of BBQ sauce isn't anywhere near here, as he keeps it hidden at his house in YaHell* -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<
>Oh fudge bars! Someone seems to have thrown a bomb at me for no particularily good reason. This only goes to prove that my appearance in this movie was a huge mistake. I mean, come on. I'm about to get blown up by this stupid bmb that was just thrown from no where. You know what that means. It's noogle stiggy clacksitle hig toyup jokolam retttppop qrr
birlbel time! Wahahahaha! Why the hell are you reading this? It's pathetic enough that you've seen this much of the movie. This bit of text will disappear really soon now! It's barely legible now! Stop reading it! Seriously! The message is about to end! There's no point continuing! I'm about to end the message! I really am! Really! So then I says to the guy. I says, "That's not a watermelon! Whee! Hahahahahahahaha! Splat!" It was fun! Really it was! Yeah!<i></i>
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>*points out that Tanis' stash of BBQ sauce isn't anywhere near here, as he keeps it hidden at his house in YaHell* -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<
>Oh fudge bars! Someone seems to have thrown a bomb at me for no particularily good reason. This only goes to prove that my appearance in this movie was a huge mistake. I mean, come on. I'm about to get blown up by this stupid bmb that was just thrown from no where. You know what that means. It's noogle stiggy clacksitle hig toyup jokolam retttppop qrr
birlbel time! Wahahahaha! Why the hell are you reading this? It's pathetic enough that you've seen this much of the movie. This bit of text will disappear really soon now! It's barely legible now! Stop reading it! Seriously! The message is about to end! There's no point continuing! I'm about to end the message! I really am! Really! So then I says to the guy. I says, "That's not a watermelon! Whee! Hahahahahahahaha! Splat!" It was fun! Really it was! Yeah!<i></i>
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DEVILRAYS
Re: Vancouver Racing For The Top
**reminds Tanis what a fast learner I am, and that even if I can't learn guns, I will probably end up screwing them up to the point where they can't be fired at all**<
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>**sends in the BBQ sauce gnomes to steal all of Tanis' BBQ sauce, just to make sure i have all of it**<
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>**sends the gnomes into Lady H's chamber to hide it so I don't have to**<
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>**pays the gnomes off** <B>God bless America, land that I love; stand beside her and guide her through the night with a light from above. From the mountains, to the prairies, to the oceans white with foam; God bless America, my home sweet home; God bless America, my home sweet home.</B><
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>**sends in the BBQ sauce gnomes to steal all of Tanis' BBQ sauce, just to make sure i have all of it**<
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>**sends the gnomes into Lady H's chamber to hide it so I don't have to**<
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>**pays the gnomes off** <B>God bless America, land that I love; stand beside her and guide her through the night with a light from above. From the mountains, to the prairies, to the oceans white with foam; God bless America, my home sweet home; God bless America, my home sweet home.</B><
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Tanthalasis
Re: Vancouver Racing For The Top
*reminds DRays that even if he was a fast learner, he would still never be able to get the guns messed up as guns aren't that easy to mess up*<
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>*points out that his house is on another world entirly, and as such, the gnomes couldn't even make it there*<
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>DALLAS LOST TO EDMONTON!!!!!<
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>DALLAS WAS TEH OWNZORD!!!! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<
>Oh fudge bars! Someone seems to have thrown a bomb at me for no particularily good reason. This only goes to prove that my appearance in this movie was a huge mistake. I mean, come on. I'm about to get blown up by this stupid bmb that was just thrown from no where. You know what that means. It's noogle stiggy clacksitle hig toyup jokolam retttppop qrr
birlbel time! Wahahahaha! Why the hell are you reading this? It's pathetic enough that you've seen this much of the movie. This bit of text will disappear really soon now! It's barely legible now! Stop reading it! Seriously! The message is about to end! There's no point continuing! I'm about to end the message! I really am! Really! So then I says to the guy. I says, "That's not a watermelon! Whee! Hahahahahahahaha! Splat!" It was fun! Really it was! Yeah!<i></i>
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>*points out that his house is on another world entirly, and as such, the gnomes couldn't even make it there*<
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>DALLAS LOST TO EDMONTON!!!!!<
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>Oh fudge bars! Someone seems to have thrown a bomb at me for no particularily good reason. This only goes to prove that my appearance in this movie was a huge mistake. I mean, come on. I'm about to get blown up by this stupid bmb that was just thrown from no where. You know what that means. It's noogle stiggy clacksitle hig toyup jokolam retttppop qrr
birlbel time! Wahahahaha! Why the hell are you reading this? It's pathetic enough that you've seen this much of the movie. This bit of text will disappear really soon now! It's barely legible now! Stop reading it! Seriously! The message is about to end! There's no point continuing! I'm about to end the message! I really am! Really! So then I says to the guy. I says, "That's not a watermelon! Whee! Hahahahahahahaha! Splat!" It was fun! Really it was! Yeah!<i></i>
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DEVILRAYS
Re: Vancouver Racing For The Top
**reminds Tanis how much I can screw something up by complete accident, causinga total flagran error with Tanis' guns**<
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>**also reminds Tanis that gnomes are omnipotent and can strike anywhere, even in another world**<
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>**is happy because the Red Wings beat the Avalanche** <B>God bless America, land that I love; stand beside her and guide her through the night with a light from above. From the mountains, to the prairies, to the oceans white with foam; God bless America, my home sweet home; God bless America, my home sweet home.</B><
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>**also reminds Tanis that gnomes are omnipotent and can strike anywhere, even in another world**<
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>**is happy because the Red Wings beat the Avalanche** <B>God bless America, land that I love; stand beside her and guide her through the night with a light from above. From the mountains, to the prairies, to the oceans white with foam; God bless America, my home sweet home; God bless America, my home sweet home.</B><
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Tanthalasis
Re: Vancouver Racing For The Top
*reminds DRays that he couldn't even figure out how to work his rifle as it took tanis a number of tries to figure it out*<
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>*points out that he is also happy that the Red Wings beat the Avalanche, cause now that Avalanche have little to no chance of beating Vancouvah in their division* -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<
>Oh fudge bars! Someone seems to have thrown a bomb at me for no particularily good reason. This only goes to prove that my appearance in this movie was a huge mistake. I mean, come on. I'm about to get blown up by this stupid bmb that was just thrown from no where. You know what that means. It's noogle stiggy clacksitle hig toyup jokolam retttppop qrr
birlbel time! Wahahahaha! Why the hell are you reading this? It's pathetic enough that you've seen this much of the movie. This bit of text will disappear really soon now! It's barely legible now! Stop reading it! Seriously! The message is about to end! There's no point continuing! I'm about to end the message! I really am! Really! So then I says to the guy. I says, "That's not a watermelon! Whee! Hahahahahahahaha! Splat!" It was fun! Really it was! Yeah!<i></i>
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>*remind DRays that tanis has a anti-gnome barrier around his house, so the gnomes couldn't get within 100 miles of it*<
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>*points out that he is also happy that the Red Wings beat the Avalanche, cause now that Avalanche have little to no chance of beating Vancouvah in their division* -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<
>Oh fudge bars! Someone seems to have thrown a bomb at me for no particularily good reason. This only goes to prove that my appearance in this movie was a huge mistake. I mean, come on. I'm about to get blown up by this stupid bmb that was just thrown from no where. You know what that means. It's noogle stiggy clacksitle hig toyup jokolam retttppop qrr
birlbel time! Wahahahaha! Why the hell are you reading this? It's pathetic enough that you've seen this much of the movie. This bit of text will disappear really soon now! It's barely legible now! Stop reading it! Seriously! The message is about to end! There's no point continuing! I'm about to end the message! I really am! Really! So then I says to the guy. I says, "That's not a watermelon! Whee! Hahahahahahahaha! Splat!" It was fun! Really it was! Yeah!<i></i>
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DEVILRAYS
Re: Vancouver Racing For The Top
**smashes Tanis' rifles with a sqweeky mallet 781 times when he isn't looking, so instead of rifles they turn into sqweeky mallets, a far superior weapon**<
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>**doesn't really care who wins the Northwest so long as it isn't the Avalanche and the Red Wings hold off the Blues in the Cnetral**<
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>**prepares for the Red Wings to eventually play to 597 ties with the Stars in the playoffs** <B>God bless America, land that I love; stand beside her and guide her through the night with a light from above. From the mountains, to the prairies, to the oceans white with foam; God bless America, my home sweet home; God bless America, my home sweet home.</B><
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>**shorts out the anti-gnome barrier command central, thereby defusing all anti-gnome barriers, including the one Tanis is using**<
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>**doesn't really care who wins the Northwest so long as it isn't the Avalanche and the Red Wings hold off the Blues in the Cnetral**<
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>**prepares for the Red Wings to eventually play to 597 ties with the Stars in the playoffs** <B>God bless America, land that I love; stand beside her and guide her through the night with a light from above. From the mountains, to the prairies, to the oceans white with foam; God bless America, my home sweet home; God bless America, my home sweet home.</B><
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Tanthalasis
Re: Vancouver Racing For The Top
Well I seem to recall that last playoffs, the Canucks and the Wings went into a good number of overtime periods. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<
>Oh fudge bars! Someone seems to have thrown a bomb at me for no particularily good reason. This only goes to prove that my appearance in this movie was a huge mistake. I mean, come on. I'm about to get blown up by this stupid bmb that was just thrown from no where. You know what that means. It's noogle stiggy clacksitle hig toyup jokolam retttppop qrr
birlbel time! Wahahahaha! Why the hell are you reading this? It's pathetic enough that you've seen this much of the movie. This bit of text will disappear really soon now! It's barely legible now! Stop reading it! Seriously! The message is about to end! There's no point continuing! I'm about to end the message! I really am! Really! So then I says to the guy. I says, "That's not a watermelon! Whee! Hahahahahahahaha! Splat!" It was fun! Really it was! Yeah!<i></i>
>Oh fudge bars! Someone seems to have thrown a bomb at me for no particularily good reason. This only goes to prove that my appearance in this movie was a huge mistake. I mean, come on. I'm about to get blown up by this stupid bmb that was just thrown from no where. You know what that means. It's noogle stiggy clacksitle hig toyup jokolam retttppop qrr
birlbel time! Wahahahaha! Why the hell are you reading this? It's pathetic enough that you've seen this much of the movie. This bit of text will disappear really soon now! It's barely legible now! Stop reading it! Seriously! The message is about to end! There's no point continuing! I'm about to end the message! I really am! Really! So then I says to the guy. I says, "That's not a watermelon! Whee! Hahahahahahahaha! Splat!" It was fun! Really it was! Yeah!<i></i>
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DEVILRAYS
Re: Vancouver Racing For The Top
I count two...the first game, won by Vancouver, and one of the two back-to-back games in Vancouver, won by Detroit... <B>God bless America, land that I love; stand beside her and guide her through the night with a light from above. From the mountains, to the prairies, to the oceans white with foam; God bless America, my home sweet home; God bless America, my home sweet home.</B><
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