Exerpts from an ESPN interview with Marty Turco

[Tanthalasis]

Uh-huh... Excuses, excuses. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<
>Oh fudge bars! Someone seems to have thrown a bomb at me for no particularily good reason. This only goes to prove that my appearance in this movie was a huge mistake. I mean, come on. I'm about to get blown up by this stupid bmb that was just thrown from no where. You know what that means. It's noogle stiggy clacksitle hig toyup jokolam retttppop qrr
birlbel time! Wahahahaha! Why the hell are you reading this? It's pathetic enough that you've seen this much of the movie. This bit of text will disappear really soon now! It's barely legible now! Stop reading it! Seriously! The message is about to end! There's no point continuing! I'm about to end the message! I really am! Really! So then I says to the guy. I says, "That's not a watermelon! Whee! Hahahahahahahaha! Splat!" It was fun! Really it was! Yeah!<i></i>

[gaimeguy]

No. Just until the end of the Stanley Cup Finals. Then it'll start up again at the start of next season! <i></i>

[NOAImawario]

That's still for quite a while.... <i></i>

[Tanthalasis]

I can just picture me and Frog tieing at the very end...<
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>Oh fudge bars! Someone seems to have thrown a bomb at me for no particularily good reason. This only goes to prove that my appearance in this movie was a huge mistake. I mean, come on. I'm about to get blown up by this stupid bmb that was just thrown from no where. You know what that means. It's noogle stiggy clacksitle hig toyup jokolam retttppop qrr
birlbel time! Wahahahaha! Why the hell are you reading this? It's pathetic enough that you've seen this much of the movie. This bit of text will disappear really soon now! It's barely legible now! Stop reading it! Seriously! The message is about to end! There's no point continuing! I'm about to end the message! I really am! Really! So then I says to the guy. I says, "That's not a watermelon! Whee! Hahahahahahahaha! Splat!" It was fun! Really it was! Yeah!<i></i>

[gaimeguy]

That will probably be what happens. <i></i>

[Tanthalasis]

Then again.. Maybe not... <
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>Cause I'm winning by TWO points now!!!<
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>Oh fudge bars! Someone seems to have thrown a bomb at me for no particularily good reason. This only goes to prove that my appearance in this movie was a huge mistake. I mean, come on. I'm about to get blown up by this stupid bmb that was just thrown from no where. You know what that means. It's noogle stiggy clacksitle hig toyup jokolam retttppop qrr
birlbel time! Wahahahaha! Why the hell are you reading this? It's pathetic enough that you've seen this much of the movie. This bit of text will disappear really soon now! It's barely legible now! Stop reading it! Seriously! The message is about to end! There's no point continuing! I'm about to end the message! I really am! Really! So then I says to the guy. I says, "That's not a watermelon! Whee! Hahahahahahahaha! Splat!" It was fun! Really it was! Yeah!<i></i>

[frog hopping kilik]

That'z because j00 got lucky and got another shorthanded point. J00r GAA iz steadily rising, which meanz I'll pass j00 in that shortly, and be back on top again. <
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[gaimeguy]

And the battle rages on. <i></i>

[frog hopping kilik]

J00 may be just a spectator now, but j00 WILL be a part of this argument next year. <
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>Homestar Runner.com!<
>~Self-Appointed Roundtable Minister of Zeeky and SECURITE~<
>EZDork sux0rz and hates marquees. They must have an evil alliance with<
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>Which means they are also all loonies.<i></i>

[gaimeguy]

Yes. I will. <i></i>

[frog hopping kilik]

WHEEEEEE!!!! <
>The Demented Cartoon Movie Page!<
>Homestar Runner.com!<
>~Self-Appointed Roundtable Minister of Zeeky and SECURITE~<
>EZDork sux0rz and hates marquees. They must have an evil alliance with<
><
>Which means they are also all loonies.<i></i>

[gaimeguy]

*sings "Happy Happy Joy Joy" with Frog* <i></i>

[frog hopping kilik]

I remember that show. The only thing I ever liked from that waz the Log song. <
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>Homestar Runner.com!<
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>EZDork sux0rz and hates marquees. They must have an evil alliance with<
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>Which means they are also all loonies.<i></i>

[Tanthalasis]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!<
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>I'm now winning by THREE AND A HLAF POINTS!!!!!<
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>BOOOYAAA!!!!! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<
>Oh fudge bars! Someone seems to have thrown a bomb at me for no particularily good reason. This only goes to prove that my appearance in this movie was a huge mistake. I mean, come on. I'm about to get blown up by this stupid bmb that was just thrown from no where. You know what that means. It's noogle stiggy clacksitle hig toyup jokolam retttppop qrr
birlbel time! Wahahahaha! Why the hell are you reading this? It's pathetic enough that you've seen this much of the movie. This bit of text will disappear really soon now! It's barely legible now! Stop reading it! Seriously! The message is about to end! There's no point continuing! I'm about to end the message! I really am! Really! So then I says to the guy. I says, "That's not a watermelon! Whee! Hahahahahahahaha! Splat!" It was fun! Really it was! Yeah!<i></i>

[frog hopping kilik]

I thought j00 were winning by "three and a hlaf" SECURITE ALERTs. It'z because j00 got lucky and got another shorthanded point, whorebag. That and RAYS izn't doing hiz job in dragging j00r point total down. All I gotta do iz keep doing what I'm doing, and I'll get back ahead. I may have to try and lend a hand to RAYS'z team, though, if he can't seem to catch j00 in goalz and stay ahead in power play pointz. I ownz0rz both of j00 in those. <
>The Demented Cartoon Movie Page!<
>Homestar Runner.com!<
>~Self-Appointed Roundtable Minister of Zeeky and SECURITE~<
>EZDork sux0rz and hates marquees. They must have an evil alliance with<
><
>Which means they are also all loonies.<i></i>