Exerpts from an ESPN interview with Marty Turco

[frog hopping kilik]

J00 IZ T3H SECURITE ALERT!!!!! <
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>Which means they are also all loonies.<i></i>

[gaimeguy]

And then watch wario bang his head against teh wallz. <i></i>

[NOAImawario]

I don't think so.... <i></i>

[frog hopping kilik]

And I do. <
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>Which means they are also all loonies.<i></i>

[Tanthalasis]

Hmm... Who to believe more....<
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>Wahlio, or Frong....?<
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>Desicions, desicions...<
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>Oh fudge bars! Someone seems to have thrown a bomb at me for no particularily good reason. This only goes to prove that my appearance in this movie was a huge mistake. I mean, come on. I'm about to get blown up by this stupid bmb that was just thrown from no where. You know what that means. It's noogle stiggy clacksitle hig toyup jokolam retttppop qrr
birlbel time! Wahahahaha! Why the hell are you reading this? It's pathetic enough that you've seen this much of the movie. This bit of text will disappear really soon now! It's barely legible now! Stop reading it! Seriously! The message is about to end! There's no point continuing! I'm about to end the message! I really am! Really! So then I says to the guy. I says, "That's not a watermelon! Whee! Hahahahahahahaha! Splat!" It was fun! Really it was! Yeah!<i></i>

[frog hopping kilik]

Me, cause I'm beating j00 in fantasy hockey.<
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>The Demented Cartoon Movie Page!<
>Homestar Runner.com!<
>~Self-Appointed Roundtable Minister of Zeeky and SECURITE~<
>EZBoard sux0rz and hates marquees. They must have an evil alliance with<
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>Which means they are also all loonies.<i></i>

[gaimeguy]

<i></i>

[frog hopping kilik]

We needz to recruit j00 for next year'z season of fantasy hockey, guy of gaimez. Hockey = awesome. Being a denizen of the land of miniature sodaz, j00 know this already. Therefore j00 should put this knowledge to good use and join teh league, so j00 too can get stomped by me.<
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>The Demented Cartoon Movie Page!<
>Homestar Runner.com!<
>~Self-Appointed Roundtable Minister of Zeeky and SECURITE~<
>EZBoard sux0rz and hates marquees. They must have an evil alliance with<
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>Which means they are also all loonies.<i></i>

[gaimeguy]

I'll beat j00. <i></i>

[frog hopping kilik]

Doez that mean j00'll join, then?! Wheee!!! <
>The Demented Cartoon Movie Page!<
>Homestar Runner.com!<
>~Self-Appointed Roundtable Minister of Zeeky and SECURITE~<
>EZBoard sux0rz and hates marquees. They must have an evil alliance with<
><
>Which means they are also all loonies.<i></i>

[Tanthalasis]

Humbug...<
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>A TEMPORARY set back. I shall rise again, like the Phoenix and triumph over the EVILS of FROG!!!!!! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<
>Oh fudge bars! Someone seems to have thrown a bomb at me for no particularily good reason. This only goes to prove that my appearance in this movie was a huge mistake. I mean, come on. I'm about to get blown up by this stupid bmb that was just thrown from no where. You know what that means. It's noogle stiggy clacksitle hig toyup jokolam retttppop qrr
birlbel time! Wahahahaha! Why the hell are you reading this? It's pathetic enough that you've seen this much of the movie. This bit of text will disappear really soon now! It's barely legible now! Stop reading it! Seriously! The message is about to end! There's no point continuing! I'm about to end the message! I really am! Really! So then I says to the guy. I says, "That's not a watermelon! Whee! Hahahahahahahaha! Splat!" It was fun! Really it was! Yeah!<i></i>

[NOAImawario]

Does that mean you are in ashes now? hehe <i></i>

[gaimeguy]

I believe it does. <i></i>

[Tanthalasis]

No, no, no... You don't get it... See in order for me to make a triumphant return, I have to be behind... <
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>Kinda like the Canucks did Detriot, eh DRays? -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<
>Oh fudge bars! Someone seems to have thrown a bomb at me for no particularily good reason. This only goes to prove that my appearance in this movie was a huge mistake. I mean, come on. I'm about to get blown up by this stupid bmb that was just thrown from no where. You know what that means. It's noogle stiggy clacksitle hig toyup jokolam retttppop qrr
birlbel time! Wahahahaha! Why the hell are you reading this? It's pathetic enough that you've seen this much of the movie. This bit of text will disappear really soon now! It's barely legible now! Stop reading it! Seriously! The message is about to end! There's no point continuing! I'm about to end the message! I really am! Really! So then I says to the guy. I says, "That's not a watermelon! Whee! Hahahahahahahaha! Splat!" It was fun! Really it was! Yeah!<i></i>

[frog hopping kilik]

Indeed. Because Lalime, who iz on MY TEAM , iz 1337, allowing me to better burninate j00 into ashez.<
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>The Demented Cartoon Movie Page!<
>Homestar Runner.com!<
>~Self-Appointed Roundtable Minister of Zeeky and SECURITE~<
>EZBoard sux0rz and hates marquees. They must have an evil alliance with<
><
>Which means they are also all loonies.<i></i>