Top 8 Rejected Sports-caster Lines

[urobbie]

8. He's at the 30... the 20... the 10... and this little piggy went WEE WEE WEE, all the way home! <
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>7. He hit that so hard, Cuba held an election! <
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>6. If that were any closer, I'd have to strangle an elf! <
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>5. Woo-hoo! Somebody change my drawers! <
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>4. That one's outta-here-dot-com! <
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>3. Oh, Mama, he licked the bowl and both beaters on that one!<
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>2. He's runnin' like a rat on crack! <
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>1. Leave a message at the tone.... this ball's out of the house! <
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[Manglor]

There was one Bob Costas used(I don't like that guy)he said after a cool dunk "that's restaurant quality lemonade" that I thought was funny. <i></i>

[DEVILRAYS]

I hear Dan Patrick talk about a "restaurant-quality" play all the time on ESPN. DEVILRAYS Rad Stadium<
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[Ingrid]

LOL Rob!!!!! <i></i>

[Manglor]

And what the hell does Sweet sassy molassy mean??? <i></i>

[The Eternal Flame]

That is one of my favs Manglor. Now with all the sports news shows, it is almost a competition to see who can come up with the best ones. It was more funny back in the day when it was a new thing, and it took everyone by surprize. The Hot Spots:PSXUnlimited.net

[Ingrid]

It gives a new meaning to the name of our most unforgettable user of all times... <
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>Who am I talking about? <
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>S _ _ _ _ _ S <i></i>

[Manglor]

Ya got me stumped Ingrid <i></i>

[Ingrid]

Need another hint? <
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>This character's meat was used for stew and everyone got sick... <
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>Old, expired meat, ya know... <
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>Castle cooks weren't very careful I suppose...but they were fired fairly quick after that act of negligence... <i></i>

[The Eternal Flame]

Yuck!<
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>Not Smitty's stew...<
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>***Pukes after thinking about it*** The Hot Spots:PSXUnlimited.net

[chris85]

lol <i></i>

[Ingrid]

Oh c'mon Flame...we all know how much you liked the S_ _ _ _ _ S rump roast...you were drooling all over The Castle's red carpeting every time you saw the cooks coming with it...don't deny it...we all know how much you loved eating it. You knew the meat was expired because of the cooks' negligence but you had some pepto tablets at all times to counteract the nasty aftermath...<
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>That's what I call "devotion" to the stew.... <i></i>

[NOAImawario]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <B>I'ma Wario!! I'ma Gonna Win!!!<B> <i></i>

[Commcorranhorn]

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