THE GREATEST.......

[Ingrid]

A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through<
> the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat:<
> "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced.<
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> Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed.<
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> "Strike One!" he yelled. Undaunted, he picked up the ball and said<
> again, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!"<
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> He tossed the ball into the air. When it came down he swung again and<
> missed. "Strike Two!" he cried.<
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> The boy then paused a moment to examine his bat and ball carefully. He<
> spit on his hands and rubbed them together. He straightened his cap<
> and said once more, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!"<
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> Again he tossed the ball up in the air and swung at it. He missed.<
> "Strike Three!"<
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> "Wow!" he exclaimed. "I'm the greatest pitcher in the world!"<
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[NOAImawario]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Clemens, EAT YOUR HEART OUT! <B>I'ma Wario!! I'ma Gonna Win!!!<B> <i></i>

[Commcorranhorn]

LOL Ingrid, thats my dad alright he played AAA ball till he hurt his knee carrying gyprock, but thats another story. MTFBWY ~Commander Corran Horn<
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[AgentBS]

I'm the GREATEST Hitter in the World!!!<
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>*Tosses ball and misses*<
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>Strike 3!<
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>Ok... I'm the Best Pitcher there is!!!!<
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>Edit: i edited your miseppelation of hiiter, it looked too much like hitler for my tastes <b>Agent BS</b> - Keeping it real since the
eak of dawn!<
><i>Edited by Commcorranhorn  at: 8/3/00 5:00:16 pm<
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[The Sidewinder]

That is a great Kenny Rodgers song, a great song for any baseball fan. <b><i>"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."-George Patton</b></i>I currently feel : <i></i>