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WORST THINGS TO HEAR DURING SURGERY

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

Rex! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. And heck, this guy's got two of'em....

Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off..

That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses... Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.

Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

This patient has already had children, am I correct?

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

Accept this sacrifice, oh, lord of darkness.

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