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BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY (STAR WARS REMIX)

I suggest Listening to the actual song "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen before reading to get the full effect :)

LANDO: This is the good life
This is a fantasy
Working on Bespin
An escape from Reality.

LEIA: Open your eyes
Stand up to these guys and see.

LUKE: I'm just a farmboy, I need some sympathy
Cuz who's my dad, I dunno
Little whine, little moan.

HAN: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really matter, to me

ADMIRAL PIETT: Vader just killed a man.
Raised an arm up in the air
Now his life is no longer there.
Vader, we had just begun,
And now I've gone and lost the reb-el scum.
Vader, ooooooo.
Didn't mean to make you mad
If I'm not alive again this time tomorrow,
There'll be a new admiral, as if nothing ever happened.

YODA: Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time.

LUKE: Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and learn the Force.

ADMIRAL PIETT: Vader, ooooooooo.
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

LUKE: I see a little silhouetto of a man
Palpatine, Palpatine, can it be the Emperor?
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very hurting me!
R2-D2, R2-D2,
R2-D2, R2-D2,
R2-D2, Where'd ya go? C-3PO O O O O O OH!
I'm just a farmboy, nobody loves me.

REBELS: He's just a farmboy, with a dead family.
Spare him this life of such mendacity!

HAN: Spice'll come, spice'll go. Jabba let me go.

JABBA: Bo shuda! (NO, we will not let you go)

HAN: Let me go!

JABBA: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)

HAN: Let me go!

JABBA: WILL NOT LET YOU GO!

HAN: LET ME GO!

JABBA: WILL NOT LET YOU GO!

HAN: LET ME GO!

JABBA: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

C3PO: Oh R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, Come along.

LEIA: C-3PO has a rebel put aside for meeeee, for meeeeee,
for MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(Stormtroopers start headbanging)

LUKE: So you say you're the dear old dad of mine?
But you cut my hand off and left me to die!
Oh Vader, can't do this to me, Vader.
I know there's some good, I know there's some good in you.

OBI-WAN: May the Force be with you.
Use the Force to see.
May the Force be with you,
May the Force be with you, alwaaaaaaaaaaaaays.

HAN: Anywhere the Force goes. . .

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